Great news for anyone who likes nerds to suffer grievous self-harm: Walt Disney Co. has purchased Lucasfilm Ltd. for a modest $4.05 billion. The merger agreement includes plans for a Star Wars sequel—actually, three, for the full trilogy of trilogies, or nonology—with Episode 7 slated for 2015. Better dig out a costume and get on right line now.
George Lucas, the world’s foremost lightning rod for geek rage, had this to say in his statement about the deal:
“For the past 35 years, one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next. It’s now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers. I’ve always believed that Star Wars could live beyond me, and I thought it was important to set up the transition during my lifetime.”
So who should we expect to take the helm, here? As it’s Disney, they could always go full CGI cartoon—that would really make some superfan heads explode. Or maybe Chris Nolan can give us a “gritty” reboot of the whole franchise. Because what’s left to do after the second death star is destroyed? Will it be set thirty years later, and a dissolute Mark Hamill is just wandering the galaxy, using the Force to win bar bets? Did Han Solo marry into Alderaanish royalty? I imagine Carrie Fisher chucking her phone through a window and then taking hostages the first time they call to ask about a cameo. Now that’s a movie I would watch.
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